Connection errors. Again!

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Darkness….ah!

Darkness….???…..DARKNESS?!

What in the fresh hell???????????????!!!!!

*screams of agony can be heard wafting heavenward*

*pout*

*Cassandra stomps indelicately to the power cstrip to discover ALL her Wyze Smart plugs smirkily blinking blue*….stupid Smart plugs!…*Cassandra warily eyes said power strip and the now defacto dummy plugs! and considers her options*:

a) turn on ALL the blasted lights and gizmos herself…*gasp*. How uncouth! Who turns on lights and such themselves anymore!? How DARE!….*outraged gasp*

b) try and reset the now stupid Smart plugs and then grumpily yell at Google Mini to turn on some damn lights and gizmos already!!

c) make a cup of coffee, in half darkness!, whilst pouting and muttering about the stupid Smart plugs….*Cassandra makes a note of this as this may come in handy in a minute*

d) pray for grace, wait for some to come, quietly and efficently reboot stupid Smart plug to make them actually work dammit!!….*Cassandra dismisses this option quickly. Who the hell can be gracious on NO coffee or working Smart plugs!!

e) go back to bed and try again tomorrow….hmm….*bills loudly whispers they MUST get paid and Santa needs his down payment else NO sleds getting out this year*…hmm…fresh hell.

f) go on WordPress.com and post a particularly inspiring message on not letting the small stuff get to you, whilst sipping away on a fresh cup of French Vanilla coffee in near darkness due to the stupid Smart plugs not working….crap!!

hhmm…..what letter was next? Who cares….*Cassandra grumpily, yet delicately stomps around the apartment, like a loon, muttering, turning on lights…how dare!…*gasp*….and gets on with getting on with her day as she promised herself(why in fresh hell would she promise herself to keep going!? wow. what a goofhead!!), turned on the laptop and prepared to be all philosophical, encouraging and all that other nonsense to encourage her beloveds to keep on keeping on even when, ESPECIALLY when, life is cutting up, acting a fool, working the last nerves and the dammed stupid Smart plugs won’t work….

muttering stomping pouting laughing now but starting anywaze,

Cassandra

#YourLIfeMattersToMe

Huh? What do you mean I forgot to add an uplifting line, positive saying, quote of some sort to let all folks know that ALL things will work for their good if they keep on hanging in there??! Oh, yea…..lemme think….*Cassandra ponders what uplifting line, positive saying, or quote of some sort to let all folks know that ALL things will work for their good if they just keep on going, keep on hanging in there, keep on TRYing, keep on believing, keep on keeping on, keep on loving, keep on….hmm….brb….

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5 thoughts on “Connection errors. Again!”

  1. I don’t want smart devices in my home, because I feel like they would rebel on me and nothing would work and I’d be sprawled on the floor sobbing because my kettle wouldn’t make tea and my fridge would refuse to open.

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    1. lol. I used to be like that. My big bro finally talked me into them. Tbh I was jealous of the videos he would send where he commanded things to be so and they were. Now, I feel like a Monolith commanding this on and turning that off. Fantastic. I can start a movie from the bathroom! Wonderful contraptions!!

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  2. Be strong! We’ve all been there. Tech Armageddon! If you manage to get through this with only French Vanilla coffee, then you are utterly amazing! Sending you strength from the other side of the pond. I’ll not send you my technology vibes, because they are completely useless and better kept as far away from you as possible. Breathe, Cassandra. Breathe!

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    1. Am fully full up on French Vanilla so all is right with the world. Fresh hell. Stupid Smart plugs! Ack!!!!! Good egads, methinks I need to switch to decaf. Keep your tech vibes if they are ANYTHING like my nontechnology self and waze!…*gasp*….

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