My blue screwdriver II: Nobody Does It Better!

YYYAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS! 🎤

*Cassandra currently waking up half the neighborhood bellowing out ‘Nobody Does It Better’ by Carly Simon. Holding her award winning blue screwdriver, of course *

It has been quite the day.

I did not feel like working.

I went to work.

I did not feel like jumping my car to get the battery going after months of being too lazy to start my car. Smh.

I jumped the battery.

I wanted some Burger King but felt too lazy to drive to BK.

I drove to BK.

I did not feel like starting my walking regime as it was too dark/late/hot.

I walked around my parking lot, looking like a moron, heaving like a beached whale to part of a song, then another.

I did not feel like getting into a much needed shower after playing mechanic.

I showered.

I did not feel like reheating my now cold BK small 🍔 and 🍟.

I reheated my fries, sprinkling with a bit of white cheddar seasoning.

I did not want to make exercise playlist to use for my morning walk.

I made an exercise playlist and chair exercised to Push It by Salt-N-Peppa and Too Legit To Quit by McHammer.

I did not feel like getting tomorrow’s writing prepared.

I yakked with you a spell.

I DO feel like kicking yall all to the curb so I can continue my concert!

YYYAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!💋💃

Life is short, beloveds.

Laugh.

Live.

Love.

Try.

Keep going.

going with you,

Cassandra

#YourLifeMattersToMe

• THE HAND FROM HEAVEN ✋🏾☁️🧻🤣
• COME SIT AT MY TABLE 🪑❤️‍🩹
• BELOVEDS, YOU CAN HAVE MY FLOWERS. I DON’T NEED THEM ANYMORE.
• Forgive them, Cassandra, God said to me
• Still In Love