Okayyyyyyyyyyyy then….
Oooooppsss….
Hhhmmm….
*scratches head*
Okay, so….
Well crapola!!!
Wwhhhhhyyyyyyyy, Cassandra!
God: You probably should have turned on the lights BEFORE you accidentally deleted your streaming apps from your Smart 📺 TV.
Me: Apparently my Smart TV 📺 ain’t too smart!….*stamps foot*
Smart 📺 TV: Hey! I TOLD you to turn on the lights!
Jesus: Yea, Cassandra, you were so advised. You had cheesecake on the brain.
The Universe: Speaking of which, who is down for cheesecake since Cassandra wiped out the streaming apps from the Smart TV 📺. Which I thought was really smart. Smh. Great job. I was looking forward to movie morning.
Me: Hey! Way to kick a sista whilst she is down. On her double nickle day, no less…*pout *
CHEESECAKE! CHEESECAKE!
The sounds of CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE was so loud it shook Cassandra out of bed and towards the fridge…
Huh?
What yall want?
Can you have some cheesecake?
Sure.
*Cassandra turns on some music and invites one ad all to 🎉 celebrate 55 years of life with her*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
Cassandra
#HereForIt
#ItsMyBirthday!
#55
- THE HAND FROM HEAVEN ✋🏾☁️🧻🤣
- COME SIT AT MY TABLE 🪑❤️🩹
- BELOVEDS, YOU CAN HAVE MY FLOWERS. I DON’T NEED THEM ANYMORE.
- Forgive them, Cassandra, God said to me
- Still In Love
Why Can't I Be Loud?! 